Okay, you all know how Craigslist works. You can find everything from books and toys to boats and housing. But what else is there for sale?
Since we all could really use a good laugh, here’s a list of unexpected things and services you can get on Craigslist Dubai:
1. A dominatrix
Are you in the market for a dominatrix? You can get one from Craigslist Dubai’s personals section! But before you scream prostitute, realize that its actually free (pending approval).
While I’m happy that people are being open about their sexual preferences and interests, I don’t appreciate the pornographic images thrown in my face. Not all of us are into BDSM, but for those who are, this could be a perfect service, as well as looking at sites like lockthecock.com/blogs/chastity-fun/male-chastity-play to get some more spicy ideas!
2. Sex toys and enhancement pills
You can buy strap-on dildos, penis and breast enlargements, ass-shaping gel and something called “long-term sex” gel in BULK from the same person.
3. An affair
There was a post from a married man who was looking specifically for a married woman for one purpose and one purpose only: cheating.
Apparently, this particular fellow believes that cheating on his wife is in his blood and is an absolute necessity! Seriously? How pathetic!
4. A part-time wife
This guy isn’t looking for a wife or a girlfriend or even a friend with benefits. He’s looking for a part-time wife to “cook and clean” for him when he’s in town.
He also specified that the “marriage” will not be legal of any sort. What is wrong with this world?
5. A sex slave
This specific “slave” or subordinate is willing to go as far as having people pee on her. Again, we’re glad you’re pursuing what makes you happy but please spare us the details.
6. Someone’s wife to be “test driven”
This person was openly and happily asking other men to ”test drive” his wife. Need I say more?
7. An abortion
For anyone who wants to have an abortion and are less than 24 weeks pregnant, you can buy tablets online. What the hell happened to legal and safe abortions? Come on, people.
8. Queer underwear
How can underwear be queer?
9. Busty brazilian candy
I think the title says it all. And she’s not talking about real candy!
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