8 Scenarios That Could Explain Egypt’s Newest Weird AF Statue

Is it porn? Is it murder? Oh okay, it’s just Egypt’s latest sculptural wonder. So these past two years, our dear land has witnessed some of the saddest statues that has ever existed on mother Earth. From an Om Kolthoum statue that looks like Nutella, to supposedly human figures that are carved into aliens, we basically have it all.

 

But just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, this awkward AF thing happened. Abdallah Sherif just found this epic pose in Sohag and our lives are changed forever. Sorry guys, but this is straight up twisted. There is no way in hell someone thought there is anything normal about this. Here are all the scenarios that could explain what is going on here.

 

 

Titanic Remake

 

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Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

Tarzi taking waist measurements

 

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Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

First aid because she’s choking

 

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Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

Sexual harassment (which if it is this statue needs to be taken down ASAP)

 

Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif
Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

Playing hide and seek 

 

Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif
Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

Psycho ex-boyfriend

 

Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif
Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

3omaret Yacoubian scene

 

Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif
Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

Fe3l fade7 fe tari2 3am

 

Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif
Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

And for those saying this a soldier protecting Egypt, C’mon guys have you ever seen a man protecting a woman by hiding behind her?

 

Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif
Photo credit: Abdallah Sherif

 

 

WE SAID THIS: ELRA7MA YA SHA3B!

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