Sh*t My Arab Mom Says

Our moms, we love them and they love us, sometimes… other times they want to wring us from our neck. When they can’t legally murder us they come at us sideways with crazy phrases, often insulting themselves. Here are 30 crazy things our Arab moms say:

 

 

 

1. I know and if I don’t know wallah I’m going to find out so a7san et7kili min 7ella

 

 

 

 

2. Shu ana khadama fe dar abouk

 

 

 

 

3. …yl3an emak

 

 

 

 

4. 3ayzeen tetghaddo eh enaharda?

 

 

 

 

5. How come you won’t make an add for me on 3ala el Face

 

 

 

 

6. Kan youm aswad youm khaleftkom

 

 

 

 

7. Bs ya zift

 

 

 

 

8. Zay 3matek el kharya

 

 

 

 

9. Mshallah ijreki tawlaneen ray7a jay

 

 

 

 

10. Shayefni 23da 3la bank

 

 

 

 

11. Yalla oumi 7izi toulak sowi eshi moufeed fe 7ayatak

 

 

 

 

12. Min ra7 yetal3 fe khiltek

 

 

 

 

13. Clean your room jayeen 3endena douyf

 

 

 

 

14. Ya reit te7faz dorosak zay manta 7afez el aghany w el aflam keda

 

 

 

 

15. E3melely zoom 3al Instagram

 

 

 

 

16. Tb mafeesh boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

 

 

 

17. Allah yeb3atlek ibn el halal w yewazek w nekhlas minek inshallah

 

 

 

 

18. Ya bint el kalb

 

 

 

 

19. Bekafi shopping, el khazana malyana

 

 

 

 

20. How do I make a share on Snabchat

 

 

 

 

21. Shoft shu ebnak sawa

 

 

 

 

22. Lama kont 2adek kont mitjawza w mkhalefa 5

 

 

 

 

23. Lama tejawazi et2akhari zay ma bedik

 

 

 

 

24. What do you mean you want to wait to have kids? You’re going to expire soon!

 

 

 

 

25. Hayda el akel mawjood ahlan w sahlan mesh ajbak inshallah matafa7t

 

 

 

 

26. Emshy gatak mashash fe rokabak

 

 

 

 

27. Tool ma enti picky, hat3anesi

 

 

 

 

28. Ana marabetsh, ento tarbeyet shaware3

 

 

 

 

29. Enta mesh 3ayesh fe hotel

 

 

 

 

30. Mesh hatefla7 tool manta mashy ma3 so7abak el seya3 dool

 

 

 

 

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