8 Signs You Are Getting Older and Boring Everyone in Sahel

This one goes out to all the eighties kids who just started to realize that they are not who they used to be. Say goodbye to spending hours bouncing from one beach to the other, wasting money like an idiot and staying awake for two days just because you can’t shut up at a sleepover.

Here are eight signs you are losing your Sahel youth that used to set you apart from all your boring friends:

 

 

Rocking a dad bod confidently on the beach means your twenties are long gone and you enjoy your late-night Rumi cheese fetira

 

 

 

Being the first person on the beach does not in any way mean you are young and fresh

 

 

 

It means you have no social life, all your friends are just as lazy and you ended up sleeping at 10 PM last night

 

 

 

Zero energy spent on packing creatively in case you go somewhere interesting because you know the only place you are going is the couch

 

 

 

Homemade food in Sahel could only mean two things: 1. You are responsible enough to know you can’t afford to waste 300 LE at Andrea and 2. You are boring enough to pack pasta before heading to Sahel

 

 

 

Not only are you packing frozen food, but diapers and a potty as well

 

 

 

When you would rather spend beach time playing with kids and building sand castles instead of socializing

 

 

 

You can’t stop complaining about how everyone at the club is underage, instead of acknowledging the fact that you are the parent with a midlife crisis

 

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Don’t miss I Wore a Basic Shirt at a Sahel Club and this Is What Happened.