12 Signs You’re An Egyptian Gossip Girl

The one thing that keeps life entertaining is drama. You know it, I know it, we all know it. You thrive off of the latest gossip and can’t wait to get more. The constant flow of information, real or fake, makes you happy. You smile ear to ear when you hear about who hooked up with someone else they shouldn’t have hooked up with. Gossip runs your entire life. Some people enjoy playing sports or knitting in their spare time, but your hobby is gossiping – which is something you probably shouldn’t put on your CV.

Here are signs you are the gossip girl among your group of friends.

 

 

 

1. You’re always the first to know anything

 

You can’t help it. You just are!

 

 

 

2. Your networking skills are just perfect. You know all the right people who give you all the right news

 

“OMG yalahwi this influencer went to Cairo Jazz Club and was caught doing…”

 

 

 

3. You are the one people come to when they need a daily dose of inspiration… oops… information!

 

Not for free though! They know full well they have to trade it with something juicy.

 

 

 

4. You’ve mastered the art of manipulating things out of people to the point that you sometimes don’t even try anymore

 

I am the Fifi Abdou to myself.

 

 

 

5. You love it when your friends lie about a secret that you already know about them. You know but they don’t know you know! This is how you react when they try to sell you some ridiculously stupid lie…

 

Khalas ba2a, kefaya!

 

 

 

6. You can’t tell anyone anything about your personal life because you know better

 

 

 

 

7. Everybody knows not to mess with you because you know where all the bodies are hidden

 

“Remember who I caught you with at Cairo Jazz Club last weekend?”

 

 

 

8. There’s one person you can never bitch enough about. All conversations spiral down to her/him somehow or the other, each and every time. She/He is the glue that keeps your group of friends together

 

Sorry Gihan.

 

 

 

9. You love to have opinions on others’ clothes and appearances. You cannot help but comment on anyone and everyone who passes by when you are with your friends

 

“That poor excuse of hair needs a Kriss Beauty Salons visit ASAP! Also, eww! What is this gazma you’re wearing?”

 

 

 

10. People know they shouldn’t trust you, yet they tell you their deepest darkest secrets

 

Ta3ala ya habiby.

 

 

 

11. You worry about getting drunk and accidentally ruining someone’s life by spilling something you shouldn’t

 

 

 

12. …unless that bitch deserves it!

 

 

 

 

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