9 Things That Could Explain the ‘Thermal Anomalies’ of the Pyramids

Egyptian Minister of Antiquities Mamdouh El-Damati (l) at the Great Pyramids (Reuters)
Egyptian Minister of Antiquities Mamdouh El-Damati (l) at the Great Pyramids (Reuters)

The Operation Scan Pyramids project launched by the Egyptian Ministry of Antiquities has been underway since Oct. 25 with the hopes of discovering new information about the ancient structures.

Officials have announced that they have found “thermal anomalies” in the pyramids, including three stones at the base of the Great Pyramid.

“To explain such anomalies, a lot of hypotheses and possibilities could be drawn up: presence of voids behind the surface, internal air currents,” said a statement from the Ministry.

We have our own theories, below:

 

 

1. Aliens

 

aliens

 

 

2. Because Yanni did black magic on them

 

yanni

 

 

3. Obama

 

obama

 

 

4. Because they were Netflixing and chilling

 

netflix

 

 

5. Ancient tanning beds

 

Thermal cameras detected higher temperatures in three stones at the base of the Great Pyramid (AP)
Thermal cameras detected higher temperatures in three stones at the base of the Great Pyramid (AP)

 

 

6. They just finished CrossFit

 

crossfit

 

 

7. You think maybe just once they’d like to be called “beautiful” stones instead of “hot” stones? That’s not a reason, but it is a valid point…

 

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8. Because Drake called them on their cell phones

 

drake

 

 

9. They’re pregnant and about to birth little pyramids

 

babypyramids

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Don’t miss VIDEO: Astronaut Scott Kelly Calls Yanni During His ‘Dream Concert’ at the Pyramids.

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