10 Perks of Marrying the Unique Arab Bald Man

As my dear friend always tells me, God created a few unique heads, the rest he covered with hair. Buns and mohawks of the world step aside, for there is a unique breed of men who are charismatic and quite enigmatic that they so effortlessly dominate the scene. If you’ve always dreamt of a man  with a full set of hair, here are 10 reasons why you need to reconsider your hair goals:

 

 

 

Bald men are fast and get ready in no time; they neither fix or style the hairdo

 

 

 

 

You will live economically because they don’t waste money on hair products

 

 

 

 

Remember when your ex-boyfriend got a bad haircut right before prom and it ruined your life forever? Well, bald men kill the surprise factor

 

 

 

 

Your shampoo is safe from his abuse, which is a major divorce trigger

 

 

 

 

Say your goodbyes to dandruff, greasy heads, hair that smells like smoke or clogged showers — life with them is perfectly hygienic

 

 

 

 

The texture of their heads is mesmerizing, you can go in a trance just rubbing and patting their almost-there hair

 

 

 

 

They don’t rely on hair to look fierce, so they dress impeccably to impress

 

 

 

 

We choose to believe the theory that bald men have higher testosterone levels, which perfectly explains their masculinity compared to dudes with an 2ossa

 

 

 

 

There’s basically a zabet living inside of them. Think of all your Hollywood heroes who save the day — they’re all bald

 

 

 

 

They always get the hot girl

 

 

 

 

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