10 Perks of Marrying the Unique Arab Bald Man
As my dear friend always tells me, God created a few unique heads, the rest he covered with hair. Buns and mohawks of the world step aside, for there is a unique breed of men who are charismatic and quite enigmatic that they so effortlessly dominate the scene. If you’ve always dreamt of a man with a full set of hair, here are 10 reasons why you need to reconsider your hair goals:
Bald men are fast and get ready in no time; they neither fix or style the hairdo
You will live economically because they don’t waste money on hair products
Remember when your ex-boyfriend got a bad haircut right before prom and it ruined your life forever? Well, bald men kill the surprise factor
Your shampoo is safe from his abuse, which is a major divorce trigger
Say your goodbyes to dandruff, greasy heads, hair that smells like smoke or clogged showers — life with them is perfectly hygienic
The texture of their heads is mesmerizing, you can go in a trance just rubbing and patting their almost-there hair
They don’t rely on hair to look fierce, so they dress impeccably to impress
We choose to believe the theory that bald men have higher testosterone levels, which perfectly explains their masculinity compared to dudes with an 2ossa
There’s basically a zabet living inside of them. Think of all your Hollywood heroes who save the day — they’re all bald
They always get the hot girl
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