No matter how hard we try, Egyptians are anything but “Eed wa7da”. We categorize ourselves when it comes to everything and you are only attracted to the ones who fit right into your genre. Here are the two types of Egyptians we find in this world:
Ahly or Zamalek
Breakfast at Eltab3i or Paul
Bassem Youssef or Ahmed Moussa believers
Curly or Keratin
Konafa Classic or Konafa Red Velvet
Koshary Hend or Zooba
Toilet or Hamam Baladi
Shatafa Portable or Built-in
هههههه or LOL
هههههههه or هاهاهاهاهاها
153 followers or 204,o00 followers on Instagram
Cyber or Elahwa
Poker or Tarneeb
Skinny Jeans or Suit Pants
Uber or Careem
Sushi or Fesekh
Orange or Vodafone
Samsung or iPhone
Skype or Skypiii
6th October or Tagamo3
Eat Food or Take Photos of It
Frappe Macchiato Vanilla Ice Cream or Ahwa Turkey
Shisha Saloum or 3alka Mesteka
Sharab, Shebak or Shorab, Shobak
3aris Salon or Kesset Hobb
Zabet or Doctor and Mohandes
El Gouna or Ras Shetan
Tseppas or Sale Sucree
Chai Koshary or Tea Bag
Ta7t ElSaytara or Game of Thrones
Ahmed Sakka or Mohanad Worshippers
Nacelle or Felucca
Trance or Mahragan
Fatla or Tattoo
Cigarettes or Tobaco
“Shoes” or “Gazma”
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