There Are Two Types Of Egyptians in This World…

No matter how hard we try, Egyptians are anything but “Eed wa7da”. We categorize ourselves when it comes to everything and you are only attracted to the ones who fit right into your genre. Here are the two types of Egyptians we find in this world:

 

 

 

Ahly or Zamalek

 

 

 

 

Breakfast at Eltab3i or Paul

 

 

 

 

Bassem Youssef or Ahmed Moussa believers

 

 

 

 

Curly or Keratin

 

 

 

 

Konafa Classic or Konafa Red Velvet

 

 

 

 

Koshary Hend or Zooba

 

 

 

 

Toilet or Hamam Baladi

 

 

 

 

Shatafa Portable or Built-in

 

 

 

 

هههههه or LOL

 

 

 

 

هههههههه or هاهاهاهاهاها

 

 

 

 

153 followers or 204,o00 followers on Instagram

 

 

 

 

Cyber or Elahwa

 

 

 

 

Poker or Tarneeb

 

 

 

 

Skinny Jeans or Suit Pants

 

 

 

 

Uber or Careem

 

 

 

 

Sushi or Fesekh

 

 

 

 

Orange or Vodafone

 

 

 

 

Samsung or iPhone

 

 

 

 

Skype or Skypiii

 

 

 

 

6^th October or Tagamo3

 

 

 

 

Eat Food or Take Photos of It

 

 

 

 

Frappe Macchiato Vanilla Ice Cream or Ahwa Turkey

 

 

 

 

Shisha Saloum or 3alka Mesteka

 

 

 

 

Sharab, Shebak or Shorab, Shobak

 

 

 

 

3aris Salon or Kesset Hobb

 

 

 

 

Zabet or Doctor and Mohandes

 

 

 

 

El Gouna or Ras Shetan

 

 

 

 

Tseppas or Sale Sucree

 

 

 

 

Chai Koshary or Tea Bag

 

 

 

 

Ta7t ElSaytara or Game of Thrones

 

 

 

 

Ahmed Sakka or Mohanad Worshippers

 

 

 

 

Nacelle or Felucca 

 

 

 

 

Trance or Mahragan

 

 

 

 

Fatla or Tattoo

 

 

 

 

Cigarettes or Tobaco

 

 

 

 

“Shoes” or “Gazma”

 

 

 

 

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