The Epidemic of Ridiculous Bumper Stickers in Egypt

We’ve all seen them – ridiculous bumper stickers with English translations that either just flat out don’t make sense or have a hilariously different meaning than intended.

We rounded up our favorites from the hilarious Facebook page, Bumper Stickers Egypt:

 

1. I,mThe man who yowr Mather worrned abawt

My mother always warned me about bad spellers…

 

2. Just one moza 

 

3. To pee or not to pee…

Evidence that ‘p’s don’t always sound classier. We’re sure that Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave.

 

4. Poop

That’s all…

 

4. DON’T LOOK INSIDE SHE IS MAY BE YOUR MOTHER

What are you trying to say about my mother?

 

5. For saly

Dear Saly… This man has a gift for you.

 

6. Homo delivry

Delivering homos straight to your door since 1992! Be sure to tip well…

 

7.  NO LOVE, NO FRNDE, NO DRAGS, NO MANEY, NO PROPLEM

This dude doesn’t seem especially concerned with anything. But short, sweet and to the point!

 

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