Mezaj Cafe and Restaurant Facebook’s Page Is So Bad It’s Actually Good

There’s a new Facebook page, Mejaz cafe and Restaurant, and it’s going viral for the best effin’ reason: its admin. Earlier on the page, it says that the digital agency responsible for the page found difficulty dealing with the owner due to his stubbornness and rudeness with customers, so the page ended up being run by the cafe owner.

We have no idea where the cafe is located and the page looks weird AF. Literally, it’s all just bad reviews, a poor menu and some construction areas. A very fishy account, with a hilarious cafe owner is the most undiplomatic thing we’ve seen since Facebook launched.

This guy doesn’t take we-hate-your-cafe for an answer, he is snapping right and left and he just became my life goals. I’m mesmerized, in love and awe. This guy has better comebacks than Amir Eid.

WE SAID THIS: God bless Egyptians…or not.