Ramadan is almost upon us, and with it ends our thirst for, well, you know. Actor Dhafer L’Abidine shined bright like a diamond last year with his role in Ta7t el Saytara, making
most Egyptian and Arab (wo)men go yalahwi every time he’s on screen. But what are his plans for this year? Well, we’ve re-imagined him in a few scenarios so he doesn’t need to overwork that pretty little brain of his.
Him as James Bond in a Casino Royale-like movie coming out of the sea like a true mozza machine
Or Taylor Lautner in Twlight where he’s never ever required to wear a t-shirt for the entirety of the movie. #TeamDhafer
Imagine him as a mutant! Wolverine to be specific!! Yalahwi, you can kharbesh all you want!!!
The first rule of Fight Club is that the Dhafer needs to be in the Arab remake of it
Or be Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love with dem abs that could cure cancer and bring about world peace
Uffff, no! Forget Taylor Lautner! Him as a werewolf in True Blood will make us howl for days…
*plays Baywatch theme song in the background* We’ll be there ya Dhafer, we’ll be ready
Move aside Christian Grey! A7na 3ayzeen Mr. Dhafer we bas! Can you take us to the red room, pretty please?
Last but not least, we want him as every single lead actor in Magic Mike! Please! Imagine a world where Magic Dhafer was a thing!
WE SAID THIS: Brb while we chug a gallon of water because THIRSTY!!!