With all the hype surrounding Coke’s newest cans and the slew of people who would love to see their names on a can, we got to thinking… For sure there are a bunch of poor citizens out there who will never see their names on a Coke can. Why, you ask?
Because their parents were evil a-holes who didn’t care that their kids would get bullied on school playgrounds – and now they don’t even stand a chance getting that coveted Coca-Cola happiness they deserve!
Here are 20 people who will probably never see their names shining on a can:
Poor Bahiga & Baheeg, they never stood a chance (if you know what we mean):
3atrees, your parents had it out for you from day one:
Boogie, without Tamtam, you’ll never get your own can, man:
Fatakat? Does this name really exist or is it just an urban myth?
We know this name was originally for royals and all, but come on…
With a name like that and an even more annoying personality, you definitely – from the day you were born – were meant to suffer on this earth:
Supposedly, this guy is the dude who runs the Ultras from behind the scenes… With all the trouble you’ve been causing, no can for you:
Poor lam3y, we don’t even know what your name means:
Although your name is a bit more common than the rest, there probably isn’t enough room for your name on the can:
Reminds us of a supermarket – wasn’t there a supermarket called Matbouly?
Just one of those names that represents a whole generation, just not this one:
Really in the name game, Nefeesa you never stood a chance:
Being notorious murders and all, we’re sure you’ve been unfortunately overlooked:
Sexy, trouble making belly dancer? You deserve your own Coca-Cola line:
Sawsan we love you, we don’t know why they named you this, but we love you:
Such an unfortunate name for a man… Now imagine all the women who have been named the same thing:
Probably short for Sherif, Sharaf, or the likes, Shico you just got shafted:
Taghreed? Really? Why?
Wanees, you won’t have a can to keep a copy of this year:
WE SAID THIS: Hard luck, guys! At least you got a picture with your name on it now!