15 Times We Literally Couldn’t Even with DJ Khaled

In light of recent news of DJ Khaled’s album “Major Key” to come out soon we started to reflect upon our odd relationship with the rapper, we found that sometimes we just can’t with him. We have nothing but the deepest of love for our Palestinian brethren, oustaz Khaled but we found that some of his *ahem* moments are a bit too much for us. Here are 15 times we just couldn’t with DJ Khaled.




That time he got lost at sea on a jet ski in the middle of the night






Refusing to deal with his headache








Just being an overall dumbass







Unnecessarily reassuring women of their intellect


you smart







Did Beyonce know that DJ Khaled is on her tour?!


arab money







The #DJKhaledCurse even caused the Miami Heat to lose LeBron James


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Running through the world’s supply of cocoa butter








Giving up life on land and becoming a mermaid








Another one…another one eh!?Beykafeek!!!






His incessant need to document everything despite his fiancees protests








What did he do to even deserve this great honor?!


Having a keychain full of… “success”


major key






Believing he’s actually an overachiever








The time he truly thought he was the best…so he named his whole label after the unconfirmed fact



we the best






His abnormal paranoia of  “they”






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