15 Things We Wish We Could Say to Our Boss in Ramadan

Ramadan is a time for spiritual reflection, family bonding, giving back, and learning patience. In the work place, people fasting are faced with an extra obstacle that we must overcome as to continue fasting…and not get fired. We have a growing urge to say things we shouldn’t say to our friends, mom, cat and our bosses but the words become more violent and vivid during Ramadan.

 

Here’s 15 things we’re all secretly thinking while working during Ramadan.

 

Can we just not? Can we just take a nap instead…

 

nap

 

 

I hope Ramez Galal burns you on his next episode

 

ramez

 

 

 

I will pray an extra rak3a for you…to disappear

 

praying

 

 

 

Mesh fadya la email 3am be7dar mousalasalt

 

pretending to work

 

 

 

 

Why are these meetings longer than tarawee7

 

meetings

 

 

I hope you choke on atayef tonight

 

darth

 

 

 

 

Allahhoma eni sayem…

 

this is my hell

 

 

Ya rab etmoot min el 3atash 

 

die bitch

 

 

 

 

Your existence is as pointless as red velvet konafa

 

go home

 

 

 

 

Inshallah you gain weight 

 

fat

 

 

 

You make Nellie Kareem shows look like Bogy w Tam Tam 

 

nellie

 

 

 

Er7amoh man fel ard, yar7amkom man fel samaa ya zift 

 

beyonce

 

 

 

 

Tooz feek ana jay met2akher w merawa7 men bedri

 

dont want to work

 

 

 

 

 

Sid bo2ak, I can smell your breath from across the office

 

shut your mouth

WE SAID THIS: The Four Sides We All Have in Ramadan and How to Balance Them

 

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