Ramadan is a time for spiritual reflection, family bonding, giving back, and learning patience. In the work place, people fasting are faced with an extra obstacle that we must overcome as to continue fasting…and not get fired. We have a growing urge to say things we shouldn’t say to our friends, mom, cat and our bosses but the words become more violent and vivid during Ramadan.
Here’s 15 things we’re all secretly thinking while working during Ramadan.
Can we just not? Can we just take a nap instead…
I hope Ramez Galal burns you on his next episode
I will pray an extra rak3a for you…to disappear
Mesh fadya la email 3am be7dar mousalasalt
Why are these meetings longer than tarawee7
I hope you choke on atayef tonight
Allahhoma eni sayem…
Ya rab etmoot min el 3atash
Your existence is as pointless as red velvet konafa
Inshallah you gain weight
You make Nellie Kareem shows look like Bogy w Tam Tam
Er7amoh man fel ard, yar7amkom man fel samaa ya zift
Tooz feek ana jay met2akher w merawa7 men bedri
Sid bo2ak, I can smell your breath from across the office