A best friend is someone who is there for you and is someone you can trust and blah, blah, blah. Basically, anyone can have a best friend. But what’s rare is having that bond be stronger than just a simple friendship that you can have with multiple people.
What I’m talking about is that person you call to help you cover up the crime when it’s 3 am and you’ve just killed someone.
While that example might be a little dramatic and something that hopefully most of you never have to go through, there are still signs here and there that what you have is, in formal terms, an alliance. Your best friend could be your accomplice among everything else.
Here are 10 signs that your best friend is your partner in crime:
You can always count on them to go along with your lie
It’s almost as if they can read your mind. Your best friend is your excuse for everything and will cover up your lie or add on to your story to make it more legitimate.
You share enemies
If they hate someone, so do you. Your army is ready to mobilize at any moment and launch an attack on future opponents.
You have code names for everyone
No one really ever knows what you guys are talking about because you’ve created a language that cannot be understood behind enemy lines.
You’ve named your team
Dream team, dynamic duo, Beavis and butthead, Dumb and Dumber, Batman and Robin, Mario and Luigi, Carter and Lee, Pinkie and the Brain, Pixie and Dixie, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Sonny and Cher, Thelma and Louise, etc. Whatever name you’ve chosen, you’re ready to rumble!
You have each other’s passwords in case of a security breach
In the event that one of you is compromised, there is a protocol on what is to be deleted, altered, or covered up.
When something big happens in your life, they’re the first person you call
Your operations are always meticulously planned out, so whenever anything happens, you need to call them immediately to plan a strategy on the steps to be taken.
You can’t post anything on social media without their approval
Before posting a picture, you must consult with your trusted advisor to know if it’s appropriate to share with the masses.
You’ve got two sets of eyes everywhere
It’s as if you share one brain, whatever your best friend knows, you know as well.
You always have each other’s back
Let’s just say that if you ran away from home, they would be the ones to hide you in their room and bring you food without anyone noticing.
You can’t fight for too long because you need each other too much
Fighting doesn’t last too long because there’s too many people that you both mutually hate and if you don’t talk about it with them, there’s no one else!
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