What the Eff, World? Part 6

Just the mention of the word ‘news’ can seriously depress me these days. Most of the time I don’t want to read it, see it, or hear it, unless of course you put the word ‘odd’ in front of it.

Take a look at some of this week’s stellar headlines:

–          “Sweden crowns horseshoe champions”

–          “Iowa festival salutes bacon”

–          “Couple addicted to coffee enemas”

Then I tried to imagine some of the odd news stories that could come out of Egypt and this is what I came up with: 

–          “Donkey travelling in the wrong direction causes havoc in the streets of Cairo”

–          “Cucumbers outlawed due to strong resemblance to male reproductive organ”

–          “Egyptian youth reaches world championship final of sock football”

See? News CAN be fun.