“Brad Pitt” About “His Wife”



Every little girl grows up wanting one thing in life and that is to feel like a princess, or in Rihanna’s words: “the only girl in the world.” Although most girls these days prefer to show off a much more “Independent Woman” act, once they are in love, it all seems to fade away to a certain extent.

Now how many times do these fairy tales turn into reality? That is a question that may shatter many dreams, but that doesn’t stop a girl from dreaming in the first place.

For some girls, they don’t have to dream, they are graced with beautiful, strong men who are so comfortable with their masculinity and their role as a man that it ultimately means everything to make sure their woman comes first.

A short note allegedly from Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie recently went viral, shared left, right and center. The note explains how his wife was recently going through a hard time, and by simply standing by her and reminding her of what a fantastic woman she was, that was the perfect medicine.

Judging from the note’s grammar and style, it probably wasn’t written by Brad Pitt. Still, more men should take “his” example of support and appreciation.

“Brad Pitt” about “his wife”:

My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted [sic] about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day.

Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head [Ed. note: what does this even mean?], and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role.I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute. I gave her a lot of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever.

I had no clue that she CAN love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man. If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.

Brad Pitt

WE SAID THIS: Not too bad, “Brad,” not too bad.