How To Get That 3aris According to Egyptian Mothers

What is worse than our mothers pressuring us to get hitched is their weird logic when it comes to marriage. Starting from your early twenties, your life is basically one long conversation about why you haven’t found the one yet. Well mommies, it’s about time you realize that your tips make absolutely no sense to anyone especially that fictional 3aris.

 

 

 

Tell him you’ve never dated before

 

 

 

 

Until it’s official, you can’t get in his car

 

 

 

 

Don’t wear black all the time

 

 

 

 

23meli sha3rek

 

 

 

 

Who paid today? Did you insist to pay? But did he let you pay?

 

 

 

 

You need to know how to cook

 

 

 

 

The best ones are either doctors or engineers. Better not a zabet, they’re too aggressive.

 

 

 

 

Stay away from chubby men, they get fatter after marriage

 

 

 

 

He won’t propose if he knows you come home after 10 PM

 

 

 

 

Your dad is in ElKhalig, you can’t leave the house dressed like that

 

 

 

 

Ahlo merta7in? Explain what every member of their family tree does for a living?

 

 

 

 

Don’t compromise too much in the marriage arrangements so he doesn’t think you are easy

 

 

 

 

Et2ali, Sheddi we erkhi

 

 

 

 

Don’t add guys on Facebook, otherwise don’t blame him when all his friends list is women

 

 

 

 

Don’t tell your friends you are happy with him because they’ll want him for themselves

 

 

 

 

You are forced to attend all social events with your mom

 

 

 

 

She embarrasses you by posting a pre-pubescant photo of you with a “Rabena ye7fazek” caption and enless emojis

 

 

 

 

Yet at the end, don’t try too hard, because your mom will just end up getting you the 3aris herself.

 

 

 

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