8 Scenarios That Could Explain Egypt’s Newest Weird AF Statue
Is it porn? Is it murder? Oh okay, it’s just Egypt’s latest sculptural wonder. So these past two years, our dear land has witnessed some of the saddest statues that has ever existed on mother Earth. From an Om Kolthoum statue that looks like Nutella, to supposedly human figures that are carved into aliens, we basically have it all.
But just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, this awkward AF thing happened. Abdallah Sherif just found this epic pose in Sohag and our lives are changed forever. Sorry guys, but this is straight up twisted. There is no way in hell someone thought there is anything normal about this. Here are all the scenarios that could explain what is going on here.
Titanic Remake
Tarzi taking waist measurements
First aid because she’s choking
Sexual harassment (which if it is this statue needs to be taken down ASAP)
Playing hide and seek
Psycho ex-boyfriend
3omaret Yacoubian scene
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And for those saying this a soldier protecting Egypt, C’mon guys have you ever seen a man protecting a woman by hiding behind her?
