Just as we said yesterday, the world is as chaotic as a post 3ozoma fridge. Just last night, a Turkish military coup took place, Egypt flipped on social media, memes started happening, Turkish-themed jokes were made, we gave them coup life lessons and started reminiscing about our own revolution then BAAAM, it ended in what felt like seconds.
Here are 10 Egyptian things that can last longer than a military coup in Turkey:
23lan Vodafone
2esharet Salah Salem
A Carrefour line during sale
An episode of a Ramadan mosalsal on TV
Nelly Kareem’s stare
Namaya about your ex-boyfriend’s new fling
Elzaffa
Drinking your morning coffee bemazag
KFC’s home delivery. You suck guys!
Leaving that tawla and going back home to your wife
or leaving that playstation and also going back to your wife
ElMe7war
Your mom’s morning phone call
Katb ketab fe masjed Elshorta
Leaving the house in Sa7el if you have friends staying over
WE SAID THIS: Brb while we neshrab the morning coffee.
