10 Egyptian Things That Last Longer Than a Turkish Military Coup

Just as we said yesterday, the world is as chaotic as a post 3ozoma fridge. Just last night, a Turkish military coup took place, Egypt flipped on social media, memes started happening, Turkish-themed jokes were made, we gave them coup life lessons and started reminiscing about our own revolution then BAAAM, it ended in what felt like seconds.

 

Here are 10 Egyptian things that can last longer than a military coup in Turkey:

 

 

23lan Vodafone

 

 

2esharet Salah Salem

 

 

A Carrefour line during sale

 

 

An episode of a Ramadan mosalsal on TV

 

Nelly Kareem’s stare

 

 

 

Namaya about your ex-boyfriend’s new fling

 

 

 

Elzaffa

 

 

 

Drinking your morning coffee bemazag

 

 

 

KFC’s home delivery. You suck guys!

 

 

 

Leaving that tawla and going back home to your wife

 

 

 

or leaving that playstation and also going back to your wife

 

 

 

ElMe7war 

 

 

Your mom’s morning phone call

 

 

 

Katb ketab fe masjed Elshorta

 

 

Leaving the house in Sa7el if you have friends staying over

 

 

 

 

WE SAID THIS: Brb while we neshrab the morning coffee.