Dear Turkey, In Case of Military Coups, Avoid These 16 Egyptian Mistakes
We have no idea what is going on with the world right now, but it is as chaotic as our fridge after a Ramadan 3ezouma. The world’s population is literally on the edge of their seats since news came out that a military coup is taking place in Turkey. It is still unclear how the events will unfold, but if history has taught us one thing, it is that it keeps repeating itself, which brings us to Om El Donya Egypt.
Dear Turkey, we’ve been there, done that, and for the love of Turkish delight, don’t repeat these 16 Egyptian mistakes that have changed life as we know it.
Teslam Elayadi. 2oksem be Allah, you will love the song then it will haunt your dreams
Ahmed Moussa. No!
The Okasha phenomena. Wenabi la2
Throw your condoms away
Balash Mayadin
Now you have someone to blame for anything that goes wrong. If you’re out of milk, it was ElIkhwan. If you’re late for class, it was ElIkhwan. If he friendzones you, he must be Ikhwan!
I have three dababa and one sa3ka selfies. Just don’t repeat my mistakes
Getting attached to your Bassem Youssef
If you want to release a patriotic song that will make your band go viral, do it NOW, but you should know that the memes are coming
Get rid of the zbaidar wel bouquet eli warah
Elsett di hat7awel tegelko Ankara
Whoever tells you Le7af ElThawra is a good idea, don’t believe him! Because if you do, something inside you will die, and no Egyptian cotton or silk can bring it back!
You should know that some products will be considered luxury ones and their prices will hit the roof, so start your shopping before the customs duties get to you first
Be prepared for a full revolution-themed TV and cinema
And again, for the love of Turkish delight, don’t lose your best friend over a Facebook fight
Mat2akeloush el3eyal Bedza w Reesha (Tefl 3omro Sanateen)
Guys if you ever have a curfew, stay the hell away from your fridge. It’s freakin’ bikini season.
WE SAID THIS: Matkhafoosh ya Torkeya, a7na 3amalna el 7owar da abl keda khalas!
