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The Drunken Text

“Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.” Tim Robbins And in reality no one is more playful, rebellious and immature than the drunk texter. Much has already been said about this phenomenon, in fact there is a […]

The Jerk Code: Ch. 3 “The Revelation”

This story is not chronologically-aligned with the other stories. This story is recent and I thought I’d share it, since it snapped me out of my “Jerkdom” bubble and back to the real world.  I am back in our beloved Middle East for a job offer that made it worth my while (even though I never […]

The Jerk Code – Chapter 2: A Jerk In The Making

Before I keep going with this story, I’d like to say that I was young, stupid and retarded to an extent. I am not proud of anything I have done back then. So, there I was back home, heartbroken and can’t stand the sight of women. Somehow, during my “depression” phase, I found the internet. […]

The Jerk Code: The Beginning

I’ve decided to stick to Selena’s advice and keep blessing the lot of you with my endless supply of jerkdom (Jerk Wisdom) and tell my stories. To further understand my experiences, you’ll need to understand my upbringing. I grew up in “The West” – yes yes, that’s where the “infidels” come from – and I […]

The Jerk Code – A Introduction

I assume if you’re reading this you’re here for one of two reasons: You’re a woman who has been burnt by a jerk and you are dying to understand why, or you’re a jerk yourself and you want to know if you’re doing it right. Either way, I couldn’t care less. I’ve never been one […]