I generally don’t trust anyone beside my parents and cat, but here’s a list of people I particularly keep an eye on.
People who don’t like chocolate
People who eat chicken with a fork and knife
People who smile without showing their teeth
Anyone who doesn’t like cats
Anyone who doesn’t like dogs
People who litter
Anyone I’m in direct competition with
People who don’t like cheese
People who like tests
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