There Are Two Types Of Egyptians in This World…

No matter how hard we try, Egyptians are anything but “Eed wa7da”. We categorize ourselves when it comes to everything and you are only attracted to the ones who fit right into your genre. Here are the two types of Egyptians we find in this world:

 

 

 

Ahly or Zamalek

 

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Breakfast at Eltab3i or Paul

 

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Bassem Youssef or Ahmed Moussa believers

 

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Curly or Keratin

 

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Konafa Classic or Konafa Red Velvet

 

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Koshary Hend or Zooba

 

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Toilet or Hamam Baladi

 

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Shatafa Portable or Built-in

 

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هههههه or LOL

 

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هههههههه or هاهاهاهاهاها

 

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Cyber or Elahwa

 

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Poker or Tarneeb

 

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Skinny Jeans or Suit Pants

 

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Uber or Careem

 

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Sushi or Fesekh

 

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Orange or Vodafone

 

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Samsung or iPhone

 

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Skype or Skypiii

 

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6th October or Tagamo3

 

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Eat Food or Take Photos of It

 

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Frappe Macchiato Vanilla Ice Cream or Ahwa Turkey

 

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Shisha Saloum or 3alka Mesteka

 

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Sharab, Shebak or Shorab, Shobak

 

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3aris Salon or Kesset Hobb

 

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Zabet or Doctor and Mohandes

 

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El Gouna or Ras Shetan

 

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Tseppas or Sale Sucree

 

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Chai Koshary or Tea Bag

 

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Ta7t ElSaytara or Game of Thrones

 

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Ahmed Sakka or Mohanad Worshippers

 

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Nacelle or Felucca 

 

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Trance or Mahragan

 

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Fatla or Tattoo

 

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Cigarettes or Tobaco

 

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“Shoes” or “Gazma”

 

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Dina is an orthodontist with a passion for writing and blogging that surpasses the joy of straightening teeth. Her book blog “Closet nerd book club” promotes the work of young aspiring Egyptian authors. Her life’s guilty pleasure is tacky reality TV shows and the two addictions that have taken over her life are Game of Thrones and Perez Hilton.

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