7 Things My Future Egyptian Husband Needs to Know

By Scoop Team On Jun 26, 2016

Here’s a message from almost every potential bride out there. Kindly pay attention to the list below and take it into serious consideration.

Love, a fed up Egyptian girl.

I am NOT your maid

Please don’t forget that I’m your wife, not the maid. When you come home, I’ll be expecting a kiss, not “fih akl eh” or “ekweeli 7agty 3shan nazel.“

Don’t expect me to be your Angelina when you’re not acting like a Brad

I like who I am and I cherish my original natural beauty. If you’re expecting me to look like Angelina Jolie, then you better look like a Brad Pitt.

Treat me like a lady even when the little Cersei Lannister inside of me comes out

I’m decent and cute most of the time, but don’t be shocked when the little “sharshou7a” inside me reveals herself during times of rage. Just be easy on me and stand by my side during this temporary phase. *cough* I won’t slap you like Joffrey walahy *cough*

Bera7a 3alaia when it comes to cooking

I assure you that you’re going to love my pasta and chicken pane. But if you’re aiming for 7amam ma7shi and mombar, then remember that patience is a virtue. Thanks!

7amaty has nothing to do with picking our kids’ names

We’re the ones who are going to name our babies. I’m not allowing your mom to call our daughter “Fatakat” or our son “Ga3far” in memory of her great great grandparents.

Never stop being a classy guy…after we get married

Our dates will resume after marriage. Opening doors for me, bringing me flowers and giving me compliments are still non-negotiable.

They are YOUR kids as much as they are mine

Be prepared to learn how to change diapers and shower our babies. After nine months of suffering on my own, I’ll be expecting a little bit of sharing. homa el aganeb ahsan menena fe eh?

WE SAID THIS: Dear future Egyptian husband, khaly balak begad men kol point 3ashan manekhsarsh ba3d!