Sama ElMasry Redefines the Word ‘Yalahwi’ in This Easter Video

Sama ElMasry Redefines the Word ‘Yalahwi’ in This Easter Video

  We haven’t been stunned by anything belly dancer, Sama ElMasry, does lately. Yes, even hosting a religious show next Ramadan. This woman has a ridiculous amount of confidence and everything she posts on social media is nothing but meaningless jokes.   Today is just another day where the Egyptian wanna-be seductress makes social media […]

An Epic List of Ramadan 2017 Mosalsalat Came Out And Mostafa Shaaban Already Won

An Epic List of Ramadan 2017 Mosalsalat Came Out And Mostafa Shaaban Already Won

OH MY GOD! Ramadan is less than two months away and we just can’t. We’re sorry if you feel like we’re exaggerating, but Ramadan’s mosalsalat (series) always have a huge impact on our lives. They give us the kind of drama that make people cry on social media, aka El-Ostooral; they give us catchphrases that we […]

13 Things Egyptians Should Forget About After the Dollar Reached 13 Egyptian Pounds

13 Things Egyptians Should Forget About After the Dollar Reached 13 Egyptian Pounds

Yalahwi! We are almost sure the dollar is on its way to reaching 14 Egyptian pounds. We’re scared, depressed and have no idea how the hell this happened. It is a disaster by all means. Here are all the luxurious things we can forget about, we won’t even mention important things because we’re so distraught, we […]

The Most Epic Music Video ‘Ana Ba7eb Okhtak’ Surfaced and You Will Die of Laughter

The Most Epic Music Video ‘Ana Ba7eb Okhtak’ Surfaced and You Will Die of Laughter

  We can definitely say that Egypt has seen it all. Last night, we came across the most epic music video in the history of Arab music. Like, we’re talking more epic than Maria’s “El3ab” bath tub moment and weirder than Khaled El-Aggag as your creepy hairdresser in “As3ab 7ob”. “Ana Ba7eb 0khtak” is the […]

15 Struggles of ElBent ElMasreya ElOver

15 Struggles of ElBent ElMasreya ElOver

I know I write twice a month about how over-dramatic everything about Egypt is, yet deep down it’s all a cover-up to the harsh reality of my unexplained and unnecessary avwara. Egyptian women face a lot of struggles and being hysterical is a problem for most of us. I promise you we don’t have control over it, […]

Every Woman in Egypt Wants This Hug Ya Ged3an

Every Woman in Egypt Wants This Hug Ya Ged3an

 Yes, we freaked out when we saw Ahmed Helmy holding Mona Zaki like that after she won best actress at The Arabian Film Awards. Mona, we know you think we should be losing our shit over your accomplishments, but honestly we don’t care. You just ruined our lives and left us stuffing our faces with […]

Is There an Egyptian ‘Breaking Bad’ in the Works?

Is There an Egyptian ‘Breaking Bad’ in the Works?

  A Facebook post claiming the Emmy award-winning TV show Breaking Bad is going to get an Egyptian remake with actor Wael Nour playing the role of Walter White has been taking over social media by storm. Unsurprisingly, the Egyptian interwebz went absolutely fifty shades of cray cray.       Nancy is very afraid!       […]

13 Confessions From Egyptian Restaurant Owners That Will Freak You Out

13 Confessions From Egyptian Restaurant Owners That Will Freak You Out

  We all go to restaurants, we all have our favorite one, we order from them every day, but do we know what actually happens behind the scenes? Do you know how your sweet and sour chicken gets made? Probably not. We here at Scoop Empire have reached out to the owners of some of […]

Here’s What Would Happen If ‘Mean Girls’ Was Set in Egypt

Here’s What Would Happen If ‘Mean Girls’ Was Set in Egypt

As the great Cady Heron once told us, the limit does not exist, which is why we are gathered here today, to test the limits and their power by Egyptianizing the one movie that rules them all: Mean Girls.     Regina George would be played by May Ezz El Din       Cady […]

14 Egyptians you Should Block on Facebook in 2017

14 Egyptians you Should Block on Facebook in 2017

Let’s talk about the pink elephant of Facebook, your friends list. Admit it, you have a thousand friends but only two actually say hi in public, your newsfeed is more annoying than Donald Trump with all the crap your so-called friends share and you consistently feel stalked with the likes and comments you get from […]