Sh*t My Arab Mom Says

Our moms, we love them and they love us, sometimes… other times they want to wring us from our neck. When they can’t legally murder us they come at us sideways with crazy phrases, often insulting themselves. Here are 30 crazy things our Arab moms say:

 

 

 

1. I know and if I don’t know wallah I’m going to find out so a7san et7kili min 7ella

 

ok mom

 

 

 

2. Shu ana khadama fe dar abouk

 

leo shrug gif

 

 

 

3. …yl3an emak

 

you played yourself gif

 

 

 

4. 3ayzeen tetghaddo eh enaharda?

 

i know this is a trap

 

 

 

5. How come you won’t make an add for me on 3ala el Face

 

silence

 

 

 

6. Kan youm aswad youm khaleftkom

 

love me

 

 

 

7. Bs ya zift

 

zift

 

 

 

8. Zay 3matek el kharya

 

so shady gif

 

 

 

9. Mshallah ijreki tawlaneen ray7a jay

 

drake call

 

 

 

10. Shayefni 23da 3la bank

 

bitch fit

 

 

 

11. Yalla oumi 7izi toulak sowi eshi moufeed fe 7ayatak

 

there's a tv right there

 

 

 

12. Min ra7 yetal3 fe khiltek

 

drake blank face

 

 

 

13. Clean your room jayeen 3endena douyf

 

prince side eye gif

 

 

 

14. Ya reit te7faz dorosak zay manta 7afez el aghany w el aflam keda

 

i dont have a future

 

 

 

15. E3melely zoom 3al Instagram

 

head couch gif

 

 

 

16. Tb mafeesh boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

boyfriend

 

 

 

17. Allah yeb3atlek ibn el halal w yewazek w nekhlas minek inshallah

 

what have i done

 

 

 

18. Ya bint el kalb

 

dad

 

 

 

19. Bekafi shopping, el khazana malyana

 

guess what

 

 

 

20. How do I make a share on Snabchat

 

cool mom

 

 

 

21. Shoft shu ebnak sawa

 

put your hands on me

 

 

 

22. Lama kont 2adek kont mitjawza w mkhalefa 5

 

lower your expectaions

 

 

 

23. Lama tejawazi et2akhari zay ma bedik

 

okay britney gif

 

 

 

24. What do you mean you want to wait to have kids? You’re going to expire soon!

 

side eye gif

 

 

 

25. Hayda el akel mawjood ahlan w sahlan mesh ajbak inshallah matafa7t

 

calm down

 

 

 

26. Emshy gatak mashash fe rokabak

 

you make no sense

 

 

 

27. Tool ma enti picky, hat3anesi

 

kourtney eating gif

 

 

 

28. Ana marabetsh, ento tarbeyet shaware3

 

mrs j gif

 

 

 

29. Enta mesh 3ayesh fe hotel

 

in one ear

 

 

 

30. Mesh hatefla7 tool manta mashy ma3 so7abak el seya3 dool

 

i don't care but yay

 

 

 

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