Pokémon Go Is Already Taking over Egyptian’s Lives and It’s Very, Very Scary

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Nintendo have finally succeeded into making every single person on this planet to want to be the very best. Especially Egyptians! Their new game Pokemon Go is finally out and it’s crazy. The game actually allows the person to catch Pokemons in real life, AKA you walk around everywhere; local ahwa, share3, corniche for the chance of catching a Ratata.

 

The obsession with the game is legit scaring us. This is something we’ve never seen before. Begad, we’ve never seen someone go nuts over a game like Egyptians are over Pokemon Go. La te2ololna Angry Birds wala Candy Crush, begad Pokemon Go 7at 3alehom kolohom! Don’t believe us? Here are some of our favorite Egyptian Pokemon trainers and their struggle on how to catch ’em all!

 

 

 

Mamdouh reassuring people they don’t need to worry about running out of data

 

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E7fa2o el Bikatchu ya gama3a!

 

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Yusaf needs to get friends in Haram

 

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New Cairo apparently has a lot of Pokestops

 

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Don’t go to Manial, it only has one Pokemon in it!

 

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Mahmoud is sick of Ekans an ta3abeen

 

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Don’t Pokemon and drive please!

 

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Ekans really is everywhere

 

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For the love of Bulbasaur

 

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Mohammad also has no friends and needs to work on his social skills 

 

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They weren’t joking! Pokemons really don’t live in El Manial

 

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Mall of Arabia is a Pokestop mine!

 

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Meowths love hanging out at airports

 

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Abdrahman also needs to get friends in 10th of Ramadan city 

 

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So does Karim in Ismailia 

 

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Estaghfurallah!

 

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Those damn servers

 

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Gesr El Suez has a gym, you guys

 

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Mohamed has a point there! Do we need to go to Sharm El Sheikh to catch water Pokemons?

 

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“Enta ya Rafik, sheeel el Bulbasooor ely foo2 el botagaz yala!”

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Howa ezay baba yes2alek ya3ny?

 

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Machops love coffee apparently 

 

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WE SAID THIS: Khaly balko ya ged3an, and remember, don’t Pokemon and drive.

 

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Found in a box of bananas from the Philippines on the River Nile at an early age, Kurt is born to a Filipino mother and an Egyptian father which means emotionally he is completely screwed. Kurt is a bubbling cauldron of masculinity aside from his girly hair, camp voice and passion for One Direction.

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