Pokémon Go Is Already Taking over Egyptian’s Lives and It’s Very, Very Scary
Nintendo have finally succeeded into making every single person on this planet to want to be the very best. Especially Egyptians! Their new game Pokemon Go is finally out and it’s crazy. The game actually allows the person to catch Pokemons in real life, AKA you walk around everywhere; local ahwa, share3, corniche for the chance of catching a Ratata.
The obsession with the game is legit scaring us. This is something we’ve never seen before. Begad, we’ve never seen someone go nuts over a game like Egyptians are over Pokemon Go. La te2ololna Angry Birds wala Candy Crush, begad Pokemon Go 7at 3alehom kolohom! Don’t believe us? Here are some of our favorite Egyptian Pokemon trainers and their struggle on how to catch ’em all!
Mamdouh reassuring people they don’t need to worry about running out of data
E7fa2o el Bikatchu ya gama3a!
Yusaf needs to get friends in Haram
New Cairo apparently has a lot of Pokestops
Don’t go to Manial, it only has one Pokemon in it!
Mahmoud is sick of Ekans an ta3abeen
Don’t Pokemon and drive please!
Ekans really is everywhere
For the love of Bulbasaur
Mohammad also has no friends and needs to work on his social skills
They weren’t joking! Pokemons really don’t live in El Manial
Mall of Arabia is a Pokestop mine!
Meowths love hanging out at airports
Abdrahman also needs to get friends in 10th of Ramadan city
So does Karim in Ismailia
Those damn servers
Gesr El Suez has a gym, you guys
Mohamed has a point there! Do we need to go to Sharm El Sheikh to catch water Pokemons?
“Enta ya Rafik, sheeel el Bulbasooor ely foo2 el botagaz yala!”
Howa ezay baba yes2alek ya3ny?
Machops love coffee apparently
WE SAID THIS: Khaly balko ya ged3an, and remember, don’t Pokemon and drive.