15+ Times Pakalu Papito’s Tweets Nailed the Struggle of Life
From ludicrous life goals to comical life mottos and philosophies, Pakalu Papito’s tweets have taken the Internet by storm. With over 859,000 followers on Twitter and 581,000 followers on Facebook, the man who started at a gas station is all everyone is talking about and sharing on social media right now.
Every one of his tweets is turned into a meme and every video is now a viral GIF. Pakalu is brutally honest, kind of lonely and extremely funny. Here are some of his finest moments that helped him tweet his way into our hearts.
just dropped my new single it’s me i’m single
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 30, 2014
never stop pushing urself. Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough. Y stop there? Y not 9? 10? Strive for greatness.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 14, 2015
r u a software update because not now
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 8, 2015
why have abs when u can have kebabs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 30, 2015
my face is a 4 my personality is a 6 so basically i’m a 10
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 9, 2015
i need $$$$$ not feelings
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 15, 2015
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 2, 2015
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure ur healthy and hydrated
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 6, 2015
two things: 1. where have u been all my life? 2. can u plz go back there?
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 18, 2015
if i swallow magnets will i become attractive
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 13, 2015
stop global warming i dont look good in shorts
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 5, 2015
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime crush: no me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAMEL running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 29, 2015
last name hungry, first name always
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 8, 2015
why get thinner when u can get more dinner — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 12, 2015
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 3, 2015
goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 17, 2015
i would lose weight but i hate losing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 9, 2015
don’t worry password, im insecure too — pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 15, 2015
hey are u a bank because u need to leave me a loan
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 7, 2015
how can u face ur problem if ur problem is ur face
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 7, 2015
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