#مصر_عشان_تنعدل_محتاجه: Here’s What Egypt Really Needs, According to Twitter

This morning, Egyptians are taking to Twitter to share their thoughts on how Egypt can improve with the hashtag #مصر_عشان_تنعدل_محتاجه.

Here are some of the funniest, smartest and stupidest tweets we found:

 

 

 

This person says we need a nuclear bomb so we can start all over again

 

 

 

 

Ali thinks what Egypt needs is one big hug

 

 

 

 

She thinks the country just needs Gamal Abdel Nasser back

 

 

 

 

Maha wants the law to apply to everyone, whoever you are

 

 

 

 

7ambolo wants the youth to have opportunities 

 

 

 

 

Tamer obviously has his priorities straight… #PARTEY

 

 

 

 

Jafar wants people to stop taking bribes

 

 

 

 

This person thinks Egypt needs someone like Kim Jung Un

 

 

 

 

Mahmoud says we need two things…

 

 

 

 

Lio wants Judgement Day to come so we can all just get it over with

 

 

 

 

This one says that Masr needs a president who is only afraid of Allah (and implying that it’s Muhammed Morsi)

 

 

 

 

This person thinks that what the country needs is a Moroccan bath to cleanse us of all the terrible things we’ve done

 

 

 

 

Mohamed just straight up says we don’t need to lie to ourselves and that the country is never going to improve

 

 

 

 

Yasser thinks we just need to think like Saudis

 

 

 

 

She says that Egypt needs Superman soap so we can wash off all our dirt — that and a miracle

 

 

 

 

Mostafa just wants people to be aware of their rights and that people shouldn’t fear the government, the government should fear the people

 

 

 

 

This guy says we need only one thing: a conscience

 

 

 

 

Finally, Ahmed says that the only way Egypt is going to move forward is with justice

 

 

 

 

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