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Arwa Gaballa


Arwa Gaballa is a multi-faceted walkie-talkie and an ex-curly haired satirical androgynous redhead with a flamboyant original writer’s brain and a I-can’t-sleep-until-you-tell-me-everything nosy nose. Arwa’s character constantly shifts from the serial killer crazy widow type to the caring, dutiful mom type. She is the proud owner of Tutu, the world’s fattest but most gorgeous cat. She's pleasant until you tackle her political views... or Tutu.

Types of People I Don’t Trust

Types of People I Don’t Trust

I generally don’t trust anyone beside my parents and cat, but here’s a list of people I particularly keep an eye on.   People who don’t like chocolate   People who eat chicken with a fork and knife   People who smile without showing their teeth   Anyone who doesn’t like cats   Anyone who […]

Ladies, Don’t Be Afraid to Take Charge

Ladies, Don’t Be Afraid to Take Charge

  Ladies, Don’t wait for the man to open the door for you. You have two arms. He has two arms. If you’re not handicapped (or have just painted your fingernails – which, yes, is a legitimate excuse), open the door for yourself.   Don’t wait for the man to pick up the check. You […]

Your Ultimate Guide to Breakups

Your Ultimate Guide to Breakups

  Don’t listen to your friends about love, listen to your body Have you ever noticed how being in a bad relationship can often make you physically ill? It has recently become apparent to me that a healthy body is often a reflection of good mental health. In many cases, a relationship that’s taking a […]

The Pressure NOT to Get Married

To fit into the image of a successful and independent career woman, some of us are now being judged for wanting to have a family. I’m sorry! Right! What the hell was I thinking? Of course as a “well-educated” and “open-minded” woman I must shave my head, repel men and make love to my independency […]

24 Things I’ve Learned in My 24 Years

24 Things I’ve Learned in My 24 Years

When you’re a teenager you think every move you make counts. You think people are watching. You think they give a damn. Gradually you learn this cold but blissful truth: Everyone farts too. You don’t matter. No one is watching you and only your parents care.   24. Only trust those who are kind to […]