Thoughts & Insights 27 June 2012
  Just Kidding featuring Sha3r Sedry (yeah, you heard right)












DISCLAIMER: If you happen to be super sensitive regarding the Egyptian Revolution or the elections, this article is not for you. So spare yourself getting annoyed and writing paragraph-long angry responses and just scroll away.

The Egyptian people have a knack for making jokes and having a laugh about dire situations, even when they are in the thick of it.  After a little over a year of being somewhat of a ‘sawra spectator’ it has come to my attention that the best thing to come out of this entire revolution has been the jokes, (I told you this wasn’t for sawra-sensitive types). After watching the slow agonizing procedure in which Mohamed Morsi was declared Egypt’s new president, it felt like the world would stop spinning….BUT right on cue, the jokes started pouring in, business as usual apparently.  All I could do was laugh at the bombardment of ikhwan-related jokes that came my way shortly after the announcement.

   “All “ENTER” keys on keyboards will be redesigned to say “ENTER INSHALLAH”

"WEZARET EL KHARGEYA sayatem tagheer ismo le WEZARET EL MORASLAAT MA3 EL KOFFAAR"

 “Two and a half hours have passed since Mohamed Morsi became president, only 3 years, 364 days, twenty two hours and thirty minutes left”

During the presidential elections, I came across a series of YouTube videos by a user named “Sha3r Sedry” (a joke in itself). What he did was take a couple of popular English pop/rock songs and lay down his own set of lyrics to the music…result? COMIC GENIUS…and he’s actually got flow. 

Sha3r Sedry wrote a song about the ikhwan to LMFAO’s ‘Sorry For Party Rocking’; the video featured him in a buttoned up shirt, rolled up jeans and sneakers ‘a la ikhwan’, dancing ridiculously on the roof of a building. Besides his moves and bouncing belly, his lyrics were just as amusing (and true).  “Ikhwan Party Rocking” is perhaps the best video of them all.

Next up is “Smoussa Criminal”, a jab at then presidential nominee Amr Moussa to the music of ‘Smooth Criminal’ by Michael Jackson. Sha3r Sedry appears in a suit, fedora and holding a cigar (depicting the sha3b’s impression of Mr. Moussa as a rich cigar-toting alcoholic). Sha3r Sedry’s pitiful moonwalk at the end of the video can be overlooked on the account of the hilarity of his videos.

“Highway to Abu Ismail” is a remix of AC/DC’s famous 'Highway to Hell', in which Sha3r Sedry cleverly pokes fun at perhaps the most ridiculous presidential hopeful of all, Sheikh Hazem Salah Abu Ismail. The video doesn’t feature any ridiculous dancing or outfits, this one is all about the words. Gems like “wala t2ool bikini, wala 7amalaat, el Sheikh Hazem hayghaty kol el setat” are what you can expect in this post.

 “I Gotta Shafik” is the fourth and final installment in this hilarious set of YouTube videos, set to the music of Black Eyed Peas' 'I Gotta Feeling'. Sha3r Sedry attempts to recreate Ahmed Shafik’s signature look with his rimless glasses, pullover and wristwatch sticking out of his sleeve. He actually does a pretty good job, except for his bulging belly and thick black hair. The words in this post are perhaps the funniest of all, referencing Ahmed Shafik’s accomplishments in the army, his contribution to the airport and of course…his pullovers.

Check out these videos and have a laugh, because it has become quite clear that the joke is on us.


1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqz3vVBtwBM   (I Gotta Shafik)

2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obwcymd60ZI&feature=relmfu  (Smoussa Criminal)

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tzDuLBKn8&feature=relmfu (Highway to Abu Ismail)

4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RNXYd7tSbo&feature=BFa&list=HL1340106016  (Ikhwan Party Rocking)

News & Politics 26 June 2012
  Life In Technicolor












We are born into a world with very clearly outlined social norms, and their attached definitions of polarized morality. As you grow up, however, you quickly realize that your monochromatic world of “right” and “wrong” soon dissolves into a myriad of barely distinguishable grays. This does not simply refer to moral polarity, but the very essence of polarization. Over the past year and a half, Egypt and the Egyptian people have been forced to deal with this seismic intellectual shift. After enduring an authoritarian regime which by definition infantilizes the population into submission, Egypt was given a chance to mature, to “grow up”. As we can all attest, it’s no fun growing up.

By now, reality has hit – Dr. Mohamed Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood candidate is Egypt’s first post-revolutionary president. This article does not discuss his win. Nor does it discuss the loss of his purportedly military-backed adversary, Ahmed Shafik. In the run up to the final chapter of the Egyptian electoral saga, the political debate was once again defined by polarity. What was previously folool (old regime loyalists) vs. thawrageya (revolutionaries), came to incorporate ikhwangiya (supporters of the Muslim Brotherhood) – which the Brotherhood desperately sought to make synonymous with the latter. However, what emerged was a much more general – and dangerous – divide. One that cut across the entire nation. Are you for the revolution, or against it?

I, for one, reject this question and the polarity it is predicated upon. If you trace back the root of this desire for polarized discourse – besides the argument that it is inherent in human nature – it is a logical remnant of an authoritarian regime that both promoted, and suffered from, the ideology of “with us or against us”. Suppression of sociopolitical freedoms such as freedom of speech and freedom of opinion resulted in a populace that believed there were only two streams in society – those that supported the Mubarak regime, and those that opposed it irrespective of the bases of their opposition. In recent months, as the Muslim Brotherhood launched an aggressive campaign to position Morsi as the “revolutionary candidate”, the opposition was once again forced to merge in a meaningless blob.

So where do I fit in? I am not a supporter of the old regime. I wholeheartedly believe in the essence of this revolution and believe Egyptians deserve the social justice that was practically nonexistent under the former regime. However, I am also ideologically opposed to the Muslim Brotherhood. I will never support a political organization who seeks democratic election while it has historically opposed fundamental democratic principles. As a woman, and as a champion of human rights, I refuse to elect an individual (or a party) that represses minority rights, promotes inequality, suppresses religious freedom and negates civil liberties. I oppose any group that claims to speak in the name of God and religion or, worse yet, manipulates them for their own personal gain. That brings me back to my question, where do I fit in? Blinded by the “us vs. them” mentality that has dominated our collective consciousness, Egyptians struggled to pigeon-hole themselves into either camp, often at the expense of their beliefs and ideals. The one thing no one thought of? Create an alternative.

On Saturday, June 23rd, a number of political parties announced plans to form a coalition to do just that – serve as an alternative to the SCAF (and its proxy Shafik) and the Muslim Brotherhood (and its proxy Morsi). This coalition – which included the Tagammu Party, the Free Egyptians Party, and the Democratic Front Party, amongst others – declared its mission to safeguard the Egyptian people from “theocratical despotism and the revival of the former regime.” In essence, this bloc equally denounces the interference of religion in the state and the militarization of the state. The coalition hopes to play an active role in the drafting of a constitution and to ensure the civil nature of the state.

As I watched the press conference with the world’s most maniacal smile on my face, I could not help but be torn. The cynic in me wondered if this was a classic case of “too little, too late”. And it may well be – if your short-sighted goal was the presidency. If you are seeking to play an active role in laying the foundations of this country, it is perfect timing.

Don’t get me wrong, this coalition has the ability to be yet another in a long line of failed liberal endeavors – all talk, no action. This is where we come in. I hope that the liberal forces in Egypt finally realize that a powerful opposition bloc does not spontaneous come into existence. We must take initiative to organize, align, consolidate and lobby. We must mobilize grassroots movements and learn to speak the language of the diverse demographics across Egypt’s governorates. We must acknowledge our failures – and we’ve had quite a bit – and take this as a wake-up rather than a push towards apathy and indifference. We must realize just how much is at stake. I am a firm believer that a substantial amount of the Egyptian population does not ideologically subscribe to the religious extremism and discriminatory policies of the Muslim Brotherhood. Liberals have the chance to cater to the needs of the Egyptian population once they invest the time and effort necessary to truly understand what these needs are. We’ve already lost some major battles. Let this be the end of “negative” politics, dictated by what we don’t want, and be the beginning of our active engagement. We know what we’re fighting against – and trust me, I will fight the Muslim Brotherhood every step of the way – but what are we fighting for?

WE SAID THIS: Tired of black, white and gray? Be a new color

Thoughts & Insights 20 June 2012
  Maria’s note: Egyptian (R)evolution












The Supreme Council of the Armed Forces continue to play a historical master stoke that is leaving everyone dumbfounded. In less than a week SCAF, hand-to-hand with the Supreme Constitutional Court, has declared the Islamist-ruled Parliament invalid and issued amendments to the interim constitution that safeguards their interests and power in the Egyptian political arena.

However, SCAF is not alone in the game and eventually their strategies might turn against themselves. The Parliament has been disbanded and, as stipulated in the amendments, SCAF retains legislative power. Nevertheless, members of the dissolved parliament do not accept the verdict of the Supreme Constitutional Court and plan to gather today and decide their response to it. Parallel to this, the role and validity of the Constituent Assembly appointed by the suspended parliament are still uncertain.

SCAF insisted on Monday on its will to hand over the authority to the elected president by the end of this month.

In addition to this, we should not forget that the official results of the presidential elections have to be officially announced, either Wednesday or Thursday.

On one hand, if there is not a last-minute surprise and Morsi wins, we will probably see confrontation between Muslim Brotherhood and SCAF over the distribution of powers. The Brotherhood does not recognize the issued amendments as legitimate and they demand a referendum on the parliament. Perhaps, there will also be a lack of a political agenda, as it is the first time in history the Brotherhood has political power in Egypt. 

On the other hand, if Shafiq wins, then we will probably witness demonstrations and protests against his appointment.

In any case, analyzing the results of the runoffs the coming president will not have real legitimation. Moreover, he will act as a marionette of SCAF and never as a free leader.

Immersed in this confusing and turbulent situation, there is also time for a positive evaluation. Unquestionably, there is no way back to Mubarak’s era; Egypt has deeply changed. The political apparatus, which was inexistent one year and a half ago, has start working by fits and starts. Everywhere you go peoplehave an opinion about politics and the current situation, which was not the case one year and a half ago. Moreover, there is no fear to take to the streets and fight for the people’s demands, which did not happen one year and a half ago.

Yes, it is an imperfect and difficult democratic transition –if ever democratic- but if managed well by the people, this situation will be positively fruitful for Egypt. SCAF needs to go, people must keep focused. Nobody said it was easy.

News & Politics 19 June 2012
  Ideologies, We All Have Them - They All Stink!












Which one do u like "Boycott the Boycotters?" or "In Your Face Folool?"

This is what we have become in Egypt! Two groups fighting against each other! People spewing hatred at one another on FB, childhood friends unfriending eachother and good friends turning into enemies!

Facebook has become a war zone the past 2 days! People blaming eachother, people swearing at eachother, and most importantly, EGYPT IS GETTING FUCKED IN THE MIDDLE! 

I personally went and voted Shafik, from day one i made it clear i was anti this revolution, I was pro change of course don't get me wrong, but not in the way it was carried out. There are two kinds of people im seeing now .. People who boycotted after the 1st round of results, and people who went and voted against their ideologies.

Now for the first group, WHAT KIND OF DEMOCRACY is it to boycott the elections because you didnt like the first round of results?! Democracy means that if you voted for someone in the 1st round, and they didnt win, then you go vote the 2nd time! THIS IS DEMOCRACY! I would respect you if u boycotted from the begining, but to boycott after the first round because your candidate didnt win then im SORRY, you don't deserve to be part of any political arguement or to even have an opinion! And, if you think this is your right i tell you again, sorry, you should've boycotted from the begining..

For the second liberal group who voted for a candidate who lost in the 1st round, and then you chose to go vote for Morsi when you are a liberal sitting have a drink in a bar or sitting on the beach then i have to tell you that you lost all my respect for you as a person! Simply because such an act proves to me that your love for the revolution, your "3end," is by far more important than your love for your own country. (Again, i have all the respect for people who were supporting Morsi and Ikhwan from the begining, it is their choice..)

I come now to the "Folool" part.. since I was actually labeled as one. Cool, i got no problem label me as you wish go ahead be my guest! Let me just tell you that those folool you WERE making fun of (it has now become "cool" to be folool again), are the ones who stood in the lines TWICE voting to save the contry from an Islamic Regime we are all facing!

We Said This: Thank You liberals, no really thank you!

News & Politics 14 June 2012
  Shafik to Run for President












Ex-Prime Minister, Ahmed Shafik, has been approved to run for president when Egypt's constitutional court ruled against a law that would have thrown him out of the race, today.

The court also declared that some of the rules in a parliamentary election that ended earlier this year and which handed control to Islamists were unconstitutional. The court found that the seats of one third of members were void, those that were running for individual purposes without a party nomination.

It has been said by many political experts that the parliamentary ruling could lead to the dissolution of parliament or a re-run for the seats affected. The presidential vote that pits Shafik against the Muslim Brotherhood's Mohamed Morsy goes ahead on Saturday and Sunday.

With this being said, Egypt now will be facing its fate on who is to become Egypt's next president for the next 4 years and wether the results will be accepted by all parties and what are going to be the aftermath of it all.

Thoughts & Insights 7 June 2012
  Maria’s note: Uncertainty is the only certainty












In exactly one week from today, on 14 June, Egypt's Supreme Constitutional Court will begin hearing the Supreme Presidential Electoral Commission's appeal regarding the Corrupting Political Life Law known as the Political Disenfranchisement Law.

The draft legislation set that none of the members who held top positions during Mubarak’s regime could be authorized to enter the presidential race. The ban applies to “any public servant, minister, and member of Parliament, Shura Council or local council who spread 'corruption in Egypt’s political life' or 'harmed the national interest' after November 1973.”The law was approved by the People’s Assembly and ratified by SCAF on 23 April, right before the final list of the presidential candidates was issued. Although it seemed clear that the ban could have applied to Ahmad Shafik, Mubarak’s ex-prime minister, he was finally included in the final list for the first run of the presidential elections. Shafik was one of the two most voted candidates in the first run, along with Morsi, which means that he could actually become the president of Egypt if he won the runoff. For the past week Egyptians have taken to the streets again demanding the implementation of the law on the polemic candidate.

If the law was implemented, Shafik would be disqualified and prevented from entering the runoff.

As Vincent Van Gogh said: “For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.”

News & Politics 25 May 2012
  Morsi Aw Shafik












So according the twiteratee the race was going back and forth yesterday with random facts about this candidate or that one being in the lead.

Well it has been announced, after 90% of votes have been accounted for, with Shafiq and Morsi officially being in the lead, they will be going against one another for the finale Vote on the 16th and 17th of June

It is said that approximately 50% of our population went to to polling stations to cast their vote, which some may say is a positive turnout where we say, why not more?

Millions went to the streets on Jan 25th asking for democracy, we finally have it and now we don't want it? 

WE SAID THIS: NOW YOU HAVE TO DECIDE ARE YOU IKHWAN or ARE YOU FOR OUR FREEDOM?


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