15 Times We Literally Couldn’t Even with DJ Khaled

In light of recent news of DJ Khaled’s album “Major Key” to come out soon we started to reflect upon our odd relationship with the rapper, we found that sometimes we just can’t with him. We have nothing but the deepest of love for our Palestinian brethren, oustaz Khaled but we found that some of his *ahem* moments are a bit too much for us. Here are 15 times we just couldn’t with DJ Khaled.

 

 

 

That time he got lost at sea on a jet ski in the middle of the night

 

 

 

 

 

Refusing to deal with his headache

 

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Just being an overall dumbass

 

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Unnecessarily reassuring women of their intellect

 

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Did Beyonce know that DJ Khaled is on her tour?!

 

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The #DJKhaledCurse even caused the Miami Heat to lose LeBron James

 

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Running through the world’s supply of cocoa butter

 

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Giving up life on land and becoming a mermaid

 

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Another one…another one eh!?Beykafeek!!!

 

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His incessant need to document everything despite his fiancees protests

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What did he do to even deserve this great honor?!

 

Having a keychain full of… “success”

 

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Believing he’s actually an overachiever

 

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The time he truly thought he was the best…so he named his whole label after the unconfirmed fact

 

 

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His abnormal paranoia of  “they”

 

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WE SAID THIS: A Step By Step Guide on Becoming DJ Khaled

 

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