10 Illogical Reasons Why Burger Joint Made a Konafa Burger

This is one of the rare moments in my life where I find myself speechless. I just don’t get it. First came the konafa mango, dates, banana, caramel, Nutella and red velvet and the world has expressed its anger and disgust.

 

This year somehow not only dessert stores, but every food outlet in the city, has managed to sabotage the poor konafa. We have konafa with cheese cake and zalabia, red velvet shawerma, konafa sushi, konafa bel basbusa, be roz be laban, be 3ish saraya, and now we have a freakin’ Konafa burger. Fee eh ya Masr!

 

In an attempt to give Burger Joint an excuse for such a malformed creation, these are most probably the reasons they thought of before introducing their latest sandwich:

 

 

 

So it’s Ramadan and no one will eat Burgers

 

 

 

 

30 days will affect our sales big time

 

 

 

 

We blame the konafa, it stole every customer in the country

 

 

 

 

Damn you konafa sushi. You knew how to make people eat seafood in Ramadan with your evil plan

 

 

 

Ok so how can we catch up with the world’s latest trend?

 

 

 

We need to incorporate Ramadan in our menu somehow

 

 

 

 

Yalahwi! I got it. Let’s turn burgers into konfa filled with creme

 

 

 

 

Mmm…but the buns will absorb the konafa syrup and it won’t be cellulite-inducing enough

 

 

 

Then we pour honey all over the buns

 

 

 

 

AND THAT IS HOW YOU HAVE A TRENDING RAMADAN DESSERT IN EGYPT!!

 

 

I’d like to add that I’m a huge Burger Joint supporter and I’m just kidding. I love you guys. Please, don’t ban me from your burgers.

 

 

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